Confessions of an Asshole

I have to take a very important Zoology exam in 2 hours and I have been up for 23 and a half hours and have not studied once. I really hope the bookstore is open at 8 because I still need my god damn scantron I am literally a living piece of shit right now. And I also stole someone’s Micky Mouse sweatshirt. 

WHEN TY IS THE CA ON CALL ON WEDNESDAYS AND CANT COME DRINK WITH ME AT $2 EVERYTHING 

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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If the Ravens win, I don’t think I can tolerate Tyler sitting with me at work. He’s gonna be a little bitch about it cause he’s a little bitch about everything.