Confessions of an Asshole



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Reblogged from sosa-parks

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

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Reblogged from weloveshortvideos

weloveshortvideos:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH - Vine by Gio Volpe

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Reblogged from bishopsorphan
bishopsorphan:

That’s it.
That’s the show.

bishopsorphan:

That’s it.

That’s the show.

Reblogged from nentindo

iheartshoelaces:

What just happened

(Source: nentindo, via itsabeautifulsunnyday)

Reblogged from captainmarvels

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

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Reblogged from tojothethief
tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

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Reblogged from longful

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

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Reblogged from xqp
  • me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
  • me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
Reblogged from lottosim
lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

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itsabeautifulsunnyday asked: I'll call the crush emergency hotline, they know how to deal with perplexing people. Expect a cuddly blanket and multiple movies for marathons, solo or with friends.

I love you, you are great. <3

So then after this show-thing, he told me to come over after he was done studying, but OH WAIT LOOK AT THAT he’s at the bar with his friends. 

He is a roller coaster. 

Taylor just knocked on my door, guitar in hand and started playing as I opened the door. Granted, it was to get me to go to his show-thing in the lounge, but HE STILL DID IT AND IM STILL CRUSHING SUPER HARD. I cant wait to suck face later. 

Reblogged from twzayn

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

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Reblogged from vein
vein:

'you are the smell before the rain 
you are the blood in my veins’

vein:

'you are the smell before the rain 

you are the blood in my veins’

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Reblogged from sagrasa

sapiens-sapiens:

cacajao:

sagrasa:

*tips actin* m’yosin

*tips hyphae* m’ycorrhizae.

*tips ATP* m’itochondria.

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